Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems

About Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems is a 2026 comedy crime film directed by Claude Schmitz. Released in February 2026, it runs 96 minutes.

Francis Soetens appears as Francis Conrad, and Rodolphe Burger as Alain Crab. Written by Claude Schmitz. It was produced by ChevalDeuxTrois.